Middle aged, balding and looking for a quiet life....that's me.

It's not going to happen with the chap pictured in this profile. This is Orca, he's a Hungarian Vizsla and he's now two years old. He's a complete loony, which can be explained by the fact that he's the runt of the litter, twelfth and last (in fact he popped out a day later than his brothers and sisters). Sadly, all of the brains had been given out by the time that he appeared

When I'm not trying to control my ginger delinquent I work for an insurance company specialising in public liability insurance.